A little bold. A little cheeky. And just the right amount of attitude to make stitching way more fun.
“Not Today, Satan” — the southern mantra for dodging chaos with style. This 8” x 8” needlepoint chart features clean, statement typography designed to bring humor and personality into your stitching—perfect for when you need a reminder to set boundaries, protect your peace, and keep it moving.
Whether you’re stitching it for yourself or gifting it to your favorite chaos-deflector, this design is guaranteed to spark a smile (and maybe a knowing nod from anyone who sees it).
Design Size: 8” x 8”
Mesh Count: Designed for 13 mesh canvas
Alternate Option: Can be stitched on 18 mesh for a smaller, more detailed finish (~5.75” x 5.75”)
Format: Full-color, digital download (PDF chart) stitch chart
Stitchers who love bold sayings with personality
Statement decor pieces with humor and edge
Gifts for friends who appreciate a little sass and a lot of boundaries
Fun, modern needlepoint projects that don’t take themselves too seriously
Our designs are made to feel modern, expressive, and just a little bit sassy—because sometimes a stitch can say what words can’t. Please note: this is a digital chart only—no physical canvas or materials are included. Featured image is AI generated and should not be used for scale.
A little bold. A little cheeky. And just the right amount of attitude to make stitching way more fun.
“Not Today, Satan” — the southern mantra for dodging chaos with style. This 8” x 8” needlepoint chart features clean, statement typography designed to bring humor and personality into your stitching—perfect for when you need a reminder to set boundaries, protect your peace, and keep it moving.
Whether you’re stitching it for yourself or gifting it to your favorite chaos-deflector, this design is guaranteed to spark a smile (and maybe a knowing nod from anyone who sees it).
Design Size: 8” x 8”
Mesh Count: Designed for 13 mesh canvas
Alternate Option: Can be stitched on 18 mesh for a smaller, more detailed finish (~5.75” x 5.75”)
Format: Full-color, digital download (PDF chart) stitch chart
Stitchers who love bold sayings with personality
Statement decor pieces with humor and edge
Gifts for friends who appreciate a little sass and a lot of boundaries
Fun, modern needlepoint projects that don’t take themselves too seriously
Our designs are made to feel modern, expressive, and just a little bit sassy—because sometimes a stitch can say what words can’t. Please note: this is a digital chart only—no physical canvas or materials are included. Featured image is AI generated and should not be used for scale.
